- Fire Islands - Sale of sugar skyrockets. All shareholders of the Fire Island based sugar companies are advised that this is a good time to sell your stocks!
- Monster-B-Gone - The sale of Monter-B-Gone have plummeted. Stock value has dropped 60 points! It doesn't look good.
- Scale Polish - The sluggish sales on this product almost forced manufacturers to close their doors. But, strangley enough, the product is catching on, though is primarily purchased by reptiles. Investors should look to buy stock of scale polish manufacturers.
- May 21, 3036 - Annual Mud Race Begins - Check your local community calander to find the time for your local competition. - The annual mud race is a national contest. People compete locally, the winners in each city or town compete county-wide, then region-wide. The people who win in each region compete nation-wide, and the winner in each age group recieves a special prize. Not recommended for people who hate getting dirty!
- May 18, 3036 - Birdtown - Canary Karoke Contest - Canaries from around the Birdtown area will compete in a Canary Karaoke Contest. Songs include some of your favorite hits from canary singers like Kiwi Lemonwing, Sunny McTweet, and more! The prize is a three day, two night trip to the Fire Islands for two, including first-class air-fare, $500 spending cash, a rental car, and a private suite in the famous, five-star Beachside Resort. For more information on the Beachside Resort, go to www.beachsideresortvacation.ais.
- Badgerville - An otter reported that his credit card had been stolen, and recently was found to be used on the Fire Islands. Police are investigating.
- Whiskerville - A female peacock discovered that over the night, her garden flamingos had disappeared.
- Moleville - A mole reported that he accidentally left his PDA, coat, and tie on a table at a restaurant and went home. When he realized his mistake and returned, he found that the items had been removed.
- Cattown - Someone reportadly threw several stones at an elderly lady's car, breaking the rear window and denting the back of the car.
- Arthropodia - Witnesses say that a group of teenaged cockroaches were deflating car tires in the parking lot in front of the Ugly Bug Mall.
- Ottercove - An unidentified otter dressed as a jaintor was arrested for stealing live crabs from a local Sea Port Restaurant.
- Rabbittown - A DFX
truck loaded with over $80,000 worth of packages was hijacked from in front of a residential home. The truck was found empty 30 miles away. Police are searching the truck for evidence.
- Birdtown - A canary resident got "into" his food, and his beak became encrusted with corn. Mouse rescue workers had to use water to loosen the corn and pick it off.
- Badgerville - Another elephant got his trunk knotted when sneezing. Rescue workers were able to untie it in time.
- Dragonlair - A penguin skier got caught in an avalanche. He was found a few hours later by a search and rescue team.