These jokes and riddles will tickle your funnybone. So take a look! After all, laughter is the best medicine!
Udder-ly Sick Cow Jokes
Q: What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Tri-tip.
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Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
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Q: What do you call a cow with five legs?
A: A moo-tant.
Jordyn J. of Washington State, US
Q: What do you call a cow that has been in the sun too long?
A: Roast Beef!
Jason M. of Wahington State, US
Q: What do you call a bull who is afraid of everything?
A: A cow-ard.
Jordyn J. of Washington State, US
Q: Why should you keep all horses in the stable a night?
A: Because otherwise, they would be nightmares.
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Q: What type of knots do space cowboys use to tie their lassos?
A: Astroknots!
Jason M. of Wahington State, US
Q: What do you call a mouse taking a bath?
A: Bubble & Squeak!
Jason M. of Wahington State, US
Q: Why did the worm cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was off duty.
Jason M. of Wahington State, US
A man walked into a fruit store called 'ABC Fruits'. "Do you have any Kiwis?" he asked the man at the counter. The clerk responded, "No sir."
The man became frustrated. "What kind of fruit store doesn't carry kiwis?" he asked angrily.
The clerk
answered, "Well, you see, we are called
'ABC Fruits' for a very good
reason. We only carry fruits that begin with the letters A, B, and C."
Jason M. of Wahington State, US
Q: What do dogs use to surf the Internet?
A: An Internet bowser.
Jason M. of Wahington State, US
Q: Where do mimes get everything they need?
A: Silent auction.
Jason M. of Wahington State, US
Q: Did you hear about the bee that married a doorbell?
A: It is a hum-dinger.
Sent in by Mike D. of Colorado State, US.
Three men were sentenced to death. The first man was taken out to the firing squad first. As the firing squad took aim, he yells out, 'Avalanche!'. In the confusion he escapes.
The second man is impressed and decides to try something similar. He is brought out to the firing squad. As the firing squad takes aim, he yells out, 'Flood!' In the confusion he also escapes.
The third man has watched this very closely and decides to try something similar. He is brought out to the firing squad and as they take aim he yells out, 'Fire!'
Michael N. of New Zealand
Knock Knock
Who's There?
I-M
I-M Who?
Nice to meet you Who.
Jason M. of Wahington State, US
Q: What did the electron say when its atom what split?
A: I feel out of my element.
Jason M. of Wahington State, US