Lizard Looking To Relocate
To the Editor: A relative recently sent a copy of your news clips to us as we are thinking of relocating to your area. The articles in Sunset Gazette hold many fascinating facts and information that we really enjoy, so we wondered if you might be able to give us more information about the local community. We need to know if there are any housing areas conducive to lizard habitat. What jobs might be available...and most of all, what recreational activities might be attractive in your area.
Editor's Response:
Mrs. Lizardo:
We have a wonderful reptilian community called Scale Plateau, just south of the Dragonlair Mountains. Bertha Sidestepper of The Scale Plateau Chamber of Commerce would have all the relocation information you need. Call her at 555-555-6683.
No Schooling?
Note: This is typed exactly as it appeared on the handwritten letter.
hey, how cum us kids haf to go to skol? I wanna play not sit in a stuffe rom so us kids shud make sum noyz and not go at all.
unonymus
Editor Response
I
would say that just the fact that you cannot spell simple words is reason enough
for you to attend school.
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