You know all about our hate of dogs. And it's bad enough already, but a dog who thought that our fights were pointless proposed a law last January for the public to vote on. Proposition 364 stated that dogs would be given permission to forbid cats from the dog's property. This is not only unfair, but is down right mean! At this time, dogs who own a store can legally tell a cat to leave the premises. We need to stand up to this and put forward Proposition 228. It states that law 364 is not only void, but that we will have the right to smack a dog who is arguing. This will put an end to the arguments and put those lowly dogs in their place! If you are a cat, and would like to comment on this article, you can e-mail me at kidmagine@dancingword.net. Only cat letters will be accepted, and blackmail will be reported, regardless of animal type.*
Dogs Have Too Many Rights!
*Sunset Gazette takes no responsibility for the content of these sections, because they reflect only the opinions of our reporters, Loofa McArthur and Bruno McFuzz.
Okay, just for the record, let me set some things straight. While there are a lot of dog that make life miserable for cats, I don't happen to know any.
Personally, I think our feline compatriots are just so cute, and I want to make them happy. But no matter what I do, certain cats get angry anyway. When I try to give them a lick of appreciation or play a friendly game of tag, they get infuriated and hiss. I've had several tell me that I'm of lower intelligence. Oh yeah? Then tell me why you never find felines on Search and Rescue Teams?
Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I'm superior to felines, however, I think it's time felines and canines start treating each other with respect.
Proposition 364 is totally inappropriate. But so is Proposition 228. We need to be at peace with each other. What do you think? E-Mail me at kidmagine@dancingword.net.
Let's Find Some Balance, Here
