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Volume 58, Issue 03 Monday, March 15, 3036
Inside this Issue
Lurpa Land Storm
ANOAA EXTREME WEATHER ALERT
Extreme wind and flash flood warning for Cambooya and surrounding areas
Local Weather Report
Click on the name of the town to see its weather report for this week.
Weather report provided by the Animalia National Oceanic and Atmospheric Accosiation (ANOAA).
Storm Blown: Daisy the Cow is interviewed by reporters in the midst of the storm that caused widespread damage throughout Cambooya
By Reporter Rebekah Hunter and Assistant Dani Hunter (Rebekah's Mom)
Cambooya - Lurpa Land’s newly formed town, Cambooya was recently hit by a massive storm causing wide-spread chaos.
“I was minding my own business, chewing grass, when this wind came up and nearly blew my spots off," said Old MacDonald’s cow Daisy. “Then these humungously fat drops of water fell from the sky, it poured down so hard our small pond turned into a swimming pool. I felt like a huge fish!”
Most of the victims in this storm said they saw what looked like a shower of fire trucks tumbling down a mountain where a nearby fire was being fought.
“There were great cylinders of dirt twirling up into the sky, then up went Great Aunt Martha!” Field-Mouse Bob exclaimed. "She’s the one with the beard,"
We would have had more from this witness but not long into the interview he passed out from having to yell loud enough for our reporter to hear.
The storm caused many innocent animals to lose their homes. But the good news is Old MacDonald has adopted them all. He was last heard of wandering off into the distance mumbling something about “Ee I Ee I Ohhhhhh!”
Once all the fire trucks are turned up the right way, the State Emergency Service will help out with all repairs.
Daisy was last seen trying to round up all the animals and herd them out of the Valley of the Wind. Only problem is, how does a cow round up 2,569 "fish" and one very terrified Great Aunt Martha?
A KNOTTY PROBLEM: Mouse rescuers struggle to untie Pinky K.
Elephant's knotted trunk.
Animalia Village - Pinky K. Elephant found himself in a major pickle Friday when he sneezed and his trunk backlashed into a knot.
"I was so scared that I would not be able to untie my trunk in time," Pinky told paramedics. "I could barely breathe and felt so dizzy."
The mouse paramedics were able to get between the trunk sections and slathered butter over all the areas. With all their might, they pushed at the trunk and were able to free Pinky from his predicament.
As soon as his trunk was free, Pinky took a deep breath and nearly inhaled one of the mouse paramedics. The mice dove for cover and held on for dear life.
"You just don't appreciate having air until it's hard to breathe," Pinky told reporters. "I'm so happy I could just hug all of my rescuers."
The mice ran for their rescue truck when they heard Pinky's declaration, and sped off to their next call.
Dr. M. Smoulder reminds all elephants to hold their
trunks stiff when sneezing in order to avoid knots. Those in trouble should call 9-9-1
.
Storm Causes Extensive Damage In Lurpa Land