Whisker Valley: A group of unknown vandals broke into
The Whisker Valley High School gymnasium over the weekend, spray-painted the
locker rooms and took off with all of the baseball team’s equipment.
“In all my years at this school, nothing like this has every
happened before,” stated Wilks Hornswaggle, head coach. “These individuals have
put us in a very bad position. We can’t practice without bats, gloves, and our
bases.” The missing equipment is valued at $4,000.
The team will hold will hold a car wash and bake sale in the
parking lot of Thompson’s Market this Saturday to raise money to replace the
stolen equipment. Show your town spirit and come out to support them.
Anyone with information regarding the vandalism and
theft should contact police immediately at 555-7986.